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Trojan Tirade T-shirt

$17.99

Spring Break edition Tirade T-Shirt. Let everyone know what you want and where you're coming from, long after you've lost the ability to speak clearly.

Trojan Tirade Hooded Sweatshirt

$30.99

Nice big warm happy Hanes hooded sweatshirt. Good for when you're cold or wish you were a skateboarder. Buy it.

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