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For
those of you who don't know, the Trojan Tirade
is an underground newspaper produced by several
wily young scraps at Wayzata High School. It was
created in 1999 and will hopefully continue despite
that all the current staff will be graduating
in 2002.
Wayzata High School is located in Plymouth, Minnesota
and hands out a sickening 3,000 diplomas each
year.
This
website is more than just an archive of the old
issues. Here you will find lots of web-exclusive
content and have the opportunity to get in touch
with the staff and other readers. The idea, when
you come here, is that it is somewhat interactive,
so interact.
Enjoy,
Tirade Staff
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Tirade go g00dbhyea s obyhebye
26,4,2002,Spahn
- So far no one has gotten in touch with about about the editorship for next year. Doesn't look good for you underclassmen. As of now, we have two possibilities for the remainder of this year. Two more issues, or one large issue with staples and folded paper and all that fancy crap. Either way, we need money, so next time you see the bucket, donate.
5,4,2002,Spahn
- It's been five months since the last update, but I just don't care. Yeah spring break. Nobody bought our spring break t-shirts. Fuckers. Also, disregard what it says in the little About Us thing above, the Tirade will almost certainly not be continuing next year. This may be disappointing for many of you, but the simple fact is we have not yet met anyone we feel will be able to continue putting out the Tirade up to our standards next year. If you think you can and want to do it get in touch with us. We've gotten tons of emails from people submitting something or other and at the same time offering to do the Tirade next year, but if you are in any way serious about this, it's 100% your responsibility to come and talk to us about it and demonstrate that it would not be unwise to transfer control of the Tirade to you. If you can't put forth the effort to find us in school and come talk to us, there's no way you'll ever get the Tirade. Assuming no one takes over for next year we'll finish this year off with a grand finale which will shock, amaze, and euphorize you.
22,12,2001,Spahn
- Should be a new Tirade soon. Maybe it's already out.
Who knows? Laid the foundation for the "Forces
of Evil" section. This is going to be where you
can get to know the WHS admin's a little more personally.
Also changed the links section around.
8,12,2001,Spahn
- From now on Andrew Drazkowski will be doing our Daily
News updates. Daily News is our approximately weekly
update of what's happening with the Tirade and the rest
of the world, and why the Tirade is more important.
Buy Tirade merchandise.
5,12,2001,Spahn
- Yes, it's been almost a month since the last update.
No, I can't fix that. The Cyclops Skulls have agreed
to do the Trojan Tirade the Movie soundtrack. A deal
with The New Renaissance is also in the works. In any
case, the film is going to be great, and you're going
to buy a copy. Maybe even two.
10,11,2001,Spahn
- Been working on cafepress.com. Aside from panhandling,
this is where the money comes from, so buy stuff. No
money no Tirade.
9,11,2001,Spahn
- Got the web-exclusive content page online; it even
has a little content. More to come as more comes my
way.
3,11,2001,Spahn
- Messed around with the message board a bit, looks
better now. Gotten more done on the little pages.
29,10,2001,Spahn
- Finally the website is getting underway. It's been
just a year in the making, but it should finally be
worth clogging up the Internet. If you'll look to the
left of the screen you'll notice we've changed the menu
around a bit, and if you'll click on one of the items
you'll notice that the link'll actually work and take
you somewhere worthwhile. I'd like to add that I hate
the Internet. Also that it makes you impotent and gives
you cancer and it's really some communist plot to do
something or other.
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